10880-malibu-point-california:
hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
they are the order
I’d like a piece of that ass
no one should ever let us outside
(Source: hungarian, via itschipdog)
My brother and his best friends last names are Weinberg and Weiner so they’re next to each other in their yearbook and LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID I AM SUCH A PROUD BIG SISTER RIGHT NOW
what school lets you hold a subway while ur getting ur photos taken wtf
hold a subway
(via orgasmic-humor)
nnooo you can’t have bicycle for your birthday, bicycle DOES NOT EXIST. you get homocycle or heterocycle.
(via internetcourse)
When I draw a person,
I draw one eye like this
and another one like this:
(Source: hellskank, via yan-yan-tan)
(Source: captainwarbuckle, via louislegacy)
Sagittarius Zodiac Facts:
if i call you dude and you reply “i’m a girl” i will literally back flip out of the internet
(Source: helwolf, via orgasmic-humor)
